partybarackisinthehousetonight:

that girl you just called green mario? she’s really luigi

timothyburton:

Tim Burton came to work one day after having some dental work done on his gums. He was supposed to keep his mouth packed with gauze, but he thought drooling blood was too much fun to waste.

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

buttwyatt:

shut your goddamn mouth

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’

plaidcushion:

Today i saw a bench that looked like it was supposed to be a really cool art piece but on further inspection had just been hit by a car

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing